Posted at 1:18am on September 15th - 244669 NOTES

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

Posted at 1:17am on September 15th - 316966 NOTES

i-am-misha-too:

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

dipstick

(Source: adteachings)

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nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

hauriret:

based off this text post because its adorable

LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS

Posted at 1:15am on September 15th - 503108 NOTES

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

Posted at 1:15am on September 15th - 36524 NOTES

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Posted at 1:15am on September 15th - 92686 NOTES

outstanding-mediocrity:

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

They’ve done studies and the “fake it till you make it” mindset actually works and if you keep up a mantra you come to believe it after a time. It actually is how I came to really love myself.

Posted at 1:14am on September 15th - 5444 NOTES

when you have A LOT in common with someone

image

(Source: coffee-and-tea-with-sara)

Posted at 1:14am on September 15th - 36546 NOTES

minazarei:

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

image

Posted at 1:13am on September 15th - 69863 NOTES

radthai:

nooty got da booty

radthai:

nooty got da booty

(Source: radthai)

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pinsir:

I’m still on tumblr because I want to see if we’ll ever drop the bar lower than thinking we could have infinite chocolate, if you ate it in a certain way

Posted at 8:20pm on September 14th - 380 NOTES

thepoliticalfreakshow:

Django Unchained Actress Danièle Watts Accosted By LAPD After Kissing White Husband, With Police Mistaking Her For A Prostitute [TW: Racism, Ethnocentrism, White Privilege, Police Brutality]
Danièle Watts, an African-American actress who played Coco in Django Unchained and appears as Martin Lawrence’s daughter on FX’s Partners, says she was handcuffed and detained on Thursday by police in Los Angeles who suspected she was a prostitute.
According to Watts, she was approached by two police officers after kissing her husband Brian James Lucas, who is white, in public. Watts was reportedly asked to show ID and, when she refused, she was handcuffed and placed in the back of a police car. They let her go after finding out who she was.
Watts wrote about the incident in a Facebook post:

Today I was handcuffed and detained by 2 police officers from the Studio City Police Department after refusing to agree that I had done something wrong by showing affection, fully clothed, in a public place.
When the officer arrived, I was standing on the sidewalk by a tree. I was talking to my father on my cell phone. I knew that I had done nothing wrong, that I wasn’t harming anyone, so I walked away.
A few minutes later, I was still talking to my dad when 2 different police officers accosted me and forced me into handcuffs.

Lucas backed up Watts’ account in his own post on Facebook:

From the questions that he asked me as D was already on her phone with her dad, I could tell that whoever called on us (including the officers), saw a tatted RAWKer white boy and a hot bootie shorted black girl and thought we were a HO (prostitute) & a TRICK (client).

Watts and Lucas also posted several photos of the incident, including a photo of an injury Watts sustained while being handcuffed:
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Variety reached out to an LAPD public information officer who said, because Watts wasn’t arrested or brought to the station, there was no record of the incident.
Update 5:02p.m. The incident is described in a message, titled “Actress Generates Radio Call After Citizen Calls 9-1-1,” sent to the LAPD email list. The email states a citizen made a 911 call complaining that a male and female were “involved in indecent exposure inside a Silver Mercedes with the vehicle door open.” The responding sergeant and police officers believed Danièle Watts and Brian James Lucas fit their description, and detained them until it was clear they had not committed any crime. An internal complaint investigation has reportedly been initiated.

[images via Facebook]
Source: Kelly Conaboy for Gawker

thepoliticalfreakshow:

Django Unchained Actress Danièle Watts Accosted By LAPD After Kissing White Husband, With Police Mistaking Her For A Prostitute [TW: Racism, Ethnocentrism, White Privilege, Police Brutality]

Danièle Watts, an African-American actress who played Coco in Django Unchained and appears as Martin Lawrence’s daughter on FX’s Partners, says she was handcuffed and detained on Thursday by police in Los Angeles who suspected she was a prostitute.

According to Watts, she was approached by two police officers after kissing her husband Brian James Lucas, who is white, in public. Watts was reportedly asked to show ID and, when she refused, she was handcuffed and placed in the back of a police car. They let her go after finding out who she was.

Watts wrote about the incident in a Facebook post:

Today I was handcuffed and detained by 2 police officers from the Studio City Police Department after refusing to agree that I had done something wrong by showing affection, fully clothed, in a public place.

When the officer arrived, I was standing on the sidewalk by a tree. I was talking to my father on my cell phone. I knew that I had done nothing wrong, that I wasn’t harming anyone, so I walked away.

A few minutes later, I was still talking to my dad when 2 different police officers accosted me and forced me into handcuffs.

Lucas backed up Watts’ account in his own post on Facebook:

From the questions that he asked me as D was already on her phone with her dad, I could tell that whoever called on us (including the officers), saw a tatted RAWKer white boy and a hot bootie shorted black girl and thought we were a HO (prostitute) & a TRICK (client).

Watts and Lucas also posted several photos of the incident, including a photo of an injury Watts sustained while being handcuffed:

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Django Unchained Actress Accosted by LAPD After Kissing White HusbandEXPAND

Django Unchained Actress Accosted by LAPD After Kissing White HusbandEXPAND

Variety reached out to an LAPD public information officer who said, because Watts wasn’t arrested or brought to the station, there was no record of the incident.

Update 5:02p.m. The incident is described in a message, titled “Actress Generates Radio Call After Citizen Calls 9-1-1,” sent to the LAPD email list. The email states a citizen made a 911 call complaining that a male and female were “involved in indecent exposure inside a Silver Mercedes with the vehicle door open.” The responding sergeant and police officers believed Danièle Watts and Brian James Lucas fit their description, and detained them until it was clear they had not committed any crime. An internal complaint investigation has reportedly been initiated.

[images via Facebook]

Source: Kelly Conaboy for Gawker

Posted at 8:18pm on September 14th - 38923 NOTES

Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

alicehopewalker:

sixpenceee:

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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Frogs in a film canister

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Cocaine disguised as candy

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Cats filled with opium

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Snake in a clay pot

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A gecko in a false book

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A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

A METRIC TON OF WEED

Posted at 8:17pm on September 14th - 39684 NOTES

jsantagato:

findd-yourselfff:

ayymattyy:

thewrongkhristol:

what i want in a marriage

blondegotti

Relationship goals

This is 1000% something I would do. I call everyone sugar tits also.

(Source: The Huffington Post)

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