Jesus christ I shouldn’t rely on one person this much, especially when it’s hurting and confusing them as much as it is. I’m a terrible person. No matter how hard I try not to be, I continue to be a terrible person and I hate myself.
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this
THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE
when u try to tell ur friends a pun
Frozen Is The New Black (X)
Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
#all the time #too bad i’m a woman
stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
if your BAC is over 0.6% you die
THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE